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Beat yo meat everyday 🅱 don't matter if that shit turn purple.we will hear fapping across the world for 1 month. Stock up on the lotion too
Almost Jack off January my dudes
by Big smokes November 08, 2017
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.
Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.
by jerrysanduski November 14, 2017
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Jackoff in pride as you start and end your January.
Aidan caught his dad participating in JackoffJanuary
by Kayden UrMom December 02, 2018
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The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.
"I'm ready for Jack off January!"
by DarkDefinor December 04, 2018
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