Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some #########. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes, lift up her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Oi bruv get some of them jack and Jill’s me and the boys are going raving

Fucking hell mate I was so spanked from them jack and Jill’s me jaw was swinging

Jack and Jill went up a hill
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy

Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story