Jack Walsh is a phatt ting that has about two braincells in his head and has the face of a melted welly. He looks like a coconut and acts like one to. He plays football with his fugly friends and has breathes like there is no air in the world(#asthma). Has no bunda and ginger hair
But after all of that is a princess, nice and funny with dance moves like shakira

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

(verb). To prevent oneself from salivating on a joint while smoking it by curling one's lips.