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A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.
That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.
by Honchiejoe January 30, 2007
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues
that jacktard sold his car for the gas money
by PlayDohMan June 08, 2006
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You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?
by Boogyman August 21, 2003
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When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.
Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.
by Doug LPD August 16, 2006
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