Please Oh God............. help this man he is going to end it all (jk). This guy is always happy, cares for everyone and especially good at being great for the community and writes something very dumb and fucking stupid on a website called www.urbandictionary.com

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.