A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!
Jean: You in yet?

Jak: SURPRISE!!

Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??

Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….

Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
by bboy-domo January 19, 2010
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One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....
Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?

Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..

Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...
by Katie Hauszell February 12, 2010
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1. An expression of irritation or aggravation towards the subject.

2. An expression of excitement, arousal, or general enthusiasm toward the subject.
1. Gosh I hate when people cut in front of me at Starbucks, those bastards really jack my rabbit.

2. Golly, that new chick at the Starbucks is so hot, she really jacks my rabbit!
by FeedtheReavers May 03, 2010
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When a guy is inside you on top and is basically just shaking is whole body not really move his pelvis.
“How was he last night?”
“He was a total Jack Rabbit.”
by therealest2773 May 18, 2019
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