A two-legged creature that roams the likes of Lamorinda. Commonly mismatches 1 short white sock with 1 long black sock. Spends $26.45 exactly on Whole Foods sushi every Tuesday and Thursday. Can be seen at the Oakwood basketball courts getting in arguments with his little brother during a 2 v 2. He’s all the talk of the crazy Lamorinda chicks. Jack Larsen always wants to leave them on read, but he’s too nice and cares about their feelings, so he always responds. Complimented as “a beautiful and pretty man”

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

likes men, but is very butch. has a nice brie,and is kinky