A Jack Chen is life, Jack Chen is bae and a Jack Chen is every frickin' thing else. A Jack Chen will often be referred to as 'Jack Choon', simply because he is a hack, and he will hack life like no other being in the universe. Whilst their origins are humble; "'twas born in a rundown old Chinese strip shop", the very first word they learn was “Masturbation”, which will continue to be their motto forever! They are smart but are limited in creativity, extremely annoying, except when in bed with him, and sarcastic, yet they don't understand it when it is used against them. Jack will like to pretend that he is depressed, which is also probably why he is. Fortunately for you, there is a 69% money-back guarantee that Jack will die of auto-erotic asphyxiation within a year of purchase, if not you may return yours back to any local Chinese strip shop, they all look the same.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.