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Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.
My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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; verb. to get jackballed is to have a jack-in-the-box ball placed unwilling on your cars antenna more than likely the said jack ball was jacked from anothers' vehicle. thus acquired inappropriately
"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I went jackballing!"

"Dad! You totally jackballed me!"
by sup3r dup3r November 08, 2009
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When you willingly cut ur nuts in half and you jack off with them using them as a cock ring
by XxKinkLordxX April 06, 2018
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