Zbaby: hey skyrus, wanna step outside for a jack attack?
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.
by kunivaxpblahh February 3, 2009
A form of being attacked or groped. You may find a jack attacker under your bed. Being jack attacked isn’t always a bad thing for some individuals.
by Safety_tips October 22, 2023
When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.
by GayBlaine October 7, 2014
When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.
Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.
by Balls O'Rork July 7, 2010
The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole
Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked
I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!
I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!
by trailerpark jesus January 2, 2014
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by Angishangi January 14, 2020
When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.
Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.
I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.
I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
by Kavakahn December 10, 2022