1. a wrestler with no shtick, no costume, and a lame name like "john evans", going up against a real wrestler lkie "hulk hogan" or "the rock". a jabroni may get in a couple good moves, may even get into a 'near-pin' situation, but will ultimately lose. why? he's a fuckin' jabroni!
2. a poser, one without an identity.
3. fodder for the ring. see 'dead meat'
2. a poser, one without an identity.
3. fodder for the ring. see 'dead meat'
1. that jabroni was wearing calvin klein briefs for a costume! good grief!
2. stop acting like a jabroni, you'll get your ass kicked.
3. who's the jabroni?
2. stop acting like a jabroni, you'll get your ass kicked.
3. who's the jabroni?
by ivan stratego May 11, 2006
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KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.
by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003
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a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
by weave March 18, 2003
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by Mac Alwayssunny July 23, 2011
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Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'
Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!
Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?
Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?
by Adam Monk June 15, 2004
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by Jeff Wiidman February 20, 2007
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