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A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.
Our roommate is such a Jabroni.
by Lindser Pants Amadeus November 12, 2010
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An asshole. As in: “Look at this fucking asshole!”
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.
“What’re you doing jabroni?”
Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal”
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe”
...and renditions thereof
by jcgu July 08, 2018
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My buddy Ken is being a total Jabroni about eating the last slice of pizza.
by scottynyc September 18, 2015
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One who is not good at his chosen profession or current task.

A jabroni talks smack but has no way of backing up his mouth.

A jabroni lets his mouth say stupid things when it shouldn't.
To quote The Rock... "Who... in the Blue Hell are you... jabroni?"
As if to say, "Who are YOU to interrupt me?"
by Lee Miller January 06, 2003
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one whos shit is most definitely weak.

someone who talks big, then when its time to run the table they're passed out underneath it.
"Now look at this jabroni here"
by christopher j h August 31, 2006
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