The Joe Biden Boss (aka "Jabes"). Used to refer to the second in command, the underboss, the first loser. Can be used as a noun to refer to a person, or as an adjective for particularly subservient situations.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Jabe is the slang word for Jailbait.
As in a girl or boy that is under 16.
Yet you find yourself or others find them self(s) attracted to even thought they are clearly underage or Jabe.

Jabé (jaw-bay) is an intellectually disabled being with enough power in his key items, the portable, the ramones, the spongebob amulet and the groovy suit that if he became pruned he could use is mature wrath to send you and your friends to Another time zone.

A leader who is confident, upfront, and honest in his every day life. He works hard and is responsible, but definitely knows how to have fun and joke around. He is a pleasure to be around, and there will never be a dull moment. He inspires those around him and is loved by many. He is as bold as he is handsome. His smile lights up the space he’s in and you can’t help but smile when he does. He smiles with his eyes, and they draw you in. They sparkle. Yes, they’re blue. He is also remarkable and thoughtful. Oh, so thoughtful and sweet. He is loyal, and if you get the chance to be a part of his life, he will definitely change yours.

A girl who is sexy, cool, kind, and loyal. She loves attention and will put lots of effort into any relationship. Jabe's are very athletic and smart, and can't stand not being the best at everything. Jabe's are especially known for their great sense of style, and amazing bodies.

someone who obsessively eats their own earwax and when they smear it on you you get jabies.