A jab is a jack ass bitch. This describes someone who is a gwap. Jabs are jerks and bitches that treat you like crap. If you run into a jab you should probably go home and hide in your closet.
Anthony is such a jab because he ate all my food! Even my caramel apple sucker! What a jab.

I am afraid of Katy because she wants to kill me for being a jab!
by Lotfrog2 October 05, 2011
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Twelve bags of Heroin for $100. One bag is usually $10. It's pretty much a break on some good shit.
"I just got a jab, yo"
"I jus picked up a jab over in da West Side, jo"
by Anna Park September 24, 2007
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A short form of the word hijab; a towel-like object the muslims wear.

It can also refer to a person who wears a (hi)jab.
1. Urooj: I just bought a new jab yesterday!

2. Jim: Look at that group of jabs over there!

by Matthew Po December 08, 2008
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the administration method for the coronabug fauxine
injections hurt, but you will not be let out of your house, can't have a job, won't be allowed to buy anything until you get the Covid Passport and your quarterly jab.
by kingcomment March 20, 2021
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Nationally trending, it shows support for the 16-year-old hockey player in Minnesota (Jack Jablonski) who was checked from behind and is currently paralyzed. Show your support on twitter and everywhere
Jack, we love you, we're praying for you, if anyone can make it through this it's you. You said so yourself that you don't believe in miracles, you rely on them #jabs
by xlawyerx January 04, 2012
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a subtle, verbal poke at someone. Usually to hurt or one-up someone.
Susie shouldn't jab jab Tony by talking about her new boyfriend in front of him.
by MaryGenevieve May 07, 2008
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