Shockingly similar to "Jabba the Hut" from Star Wars, these obese creatures walk with a fat swagger down hallways. They have shirts that are probably two sizes too small and two inches too short, and their HUGE gut is hanging out all sides. They also smell like the inside of an anus...how they got this stinky? Simple, no showering for weeks. Also, Jabba the Guts are commonly known to grease up everything they touch. Especially keyboards.

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