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Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.
Julia: I love to eat jabón! It's my favorite food!
Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón
Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón
by TeamKevinC. June 22, 2016
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Is a personality test where you give someone the word jabón to pronounce. If pronounced wrong usually: Jah-bon. Then they are a full fledged jabon.
by Jabon League January 19, 2009
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An urban/ghetto person exhibiting the stereotypical Africa American lifestyle. One who failed the jabon test.
I was in the club and I met a jabon. he had dredz, grillz, wore puma slippers with white socks. And drove an illegal Impala, with 25 inch rims.
by Jabon posers January 19, 2009