Jaap is the name given to the most awesome people. They rock at everything they do, making everybody else love them beyond limits. Jaap is a God amongst men, everything he touches turns to gold and everything he says is true.. Jaaps tend to be the best looking people alive (or dead), and have very large male productive organs. Jaap is (the) Future.

Short for ultimate bias. Typically used by fangirls and fanboys to describe their favourite celebrity amongst the many that they are fans of.

A person who generally aces everything from sports to education. A Jaap is known to be great as a friend, a Jaap will make everyone laugh all the time and won't ever let you down. A Jaap is also widely known to be successful in business. Basically, being a Jaap is considered being a rolemodel in everything that is considered important in western society.
Last but not least, Jaaps have dicks longer and thicker than a motherfucker, regularly fucking bitches silly in all three holes before making them swallow a huge load.

A person who annoys people named Bob.

Has the cutest little smile. He adores girls but they don't see him as a dating kind of boy. Probably turns out to like guys.