Jah Rule
Noun; The human form of a Doberman Pinscher who suffers from Down's Syndrome and has a penis the size of a two-year old boy's.
"Those poor parents. I can't believe their first-born child grew up to be such a Ja Rule"
Shamika: "Eww..look at that ugly dog!"
Tarissa: "Yo Girl! That ain't no dog! That be a mutha-fuckin' Ja Rule!
by Lil' Devil August 21, 2003
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50 Cent's arch enemy; a creative & talented nigga; won the beef cus he got dre; had beef wit Ja bcuz Ja wont let 50 suck his dick; despite all the backstabbing and all that shit, he can still kick 5-0's ass, what?
Ja Rule will kick 50's charcoal, dick-hungry, balls deep, talentless, sour, cock-fucked, chicken, dumb, baby, bitch ass!
by k-oz October 08, 2005
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a new york rapper wich is really hot so shut the fuck up you haters ... he's done some really good songs ..he cant help it with his voice so back off
ja rule-im from new york ft jadakiss and fat joe
by jagdish November 11, 2006
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Bad rapper. Girls think he has good body? Ashantis there for him all the time helping him out and such.Bad
look at all his songs for an example all rubbish no voice id say his the worst person ive ever heard next to 50 cent.
by Jennifer March 30, 2005
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NYC rapper who does way too many duets with singers such as Ashanti & R. Kelly. After his album Venni Vitti Vicci, he fell off but refuses to stop making albums even after 50 Cent made a fool of him. His lyrics include shouting "BABY GIRL PUT IT ON ME!! WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU!!!"
Every song on Ja Rule's album Blood In My Eye mentions his one-sided beef with fifty
by Rootbeer February 21, 2005
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