Urban Dictionary: JTS

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Acronym for "Jump The Shark"

A term used to describe a moment when something that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity.

Origin of this phrase comes from a Happy Days episode where the Fonz jumped a shark on waterskis. This point is generally considered the point where Happy Days stopped being funny.

Happy Days JTS after the Fonz jumped that shark.

by Charwinger21 April 17, 2011

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

jts

used when talking to friends, or strangers, to denote that you're "just talking shit"

Joe:"Damn, yo bitch is ugly"
Jeff: "Fuck... you talking real right now?"
Joe: "Naw, I'm jts!"

by Jus Sayin' April 28, 2015

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Joint to self. The art of smoking a joint all to yourself and not passing.

im just gonna blaze a jts

by RAHHHHHHHHH December 02, 2010

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J.T.S.

Japanese Titty Streamer

~I watched a bunch of Japanese streamers yesterday
-were they J.T.S.'s?
~Of course

by Juiceboi February 21, 2018

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J.T.S.

Justin Timberlake Syndrome.

When a person ditches all their friends to go off alone thinking they're the best and then quickly turns into a doushebag.

"I havn't seen Fred around lately, what's up?"
"Oh, he has J.T.S."
"Ah I see, what a doushebag."

"You guys are holding me back, I'm going to make my own team and fucking own you all"
"Whatever you say JT"

by aCanOfSoda August 15, 2009

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