A term used to describe a state of pure drunkenness and total lack of self respect. Also a common word used to describe the prejudice felt when everyone is 'against you'.
"How was last night"
"I can't remember, I got completely JR'd"
"Everyone is against you, you must be JR'd"
"I can't remember, I got completely JR'd"
"Everyone is against you, you must be JR'd"
by Taylor Lartner October 16, 2011
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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"Are you able to pack weed inside a rolling paper?"
"No sir."
"Can you roll it all around and lick it?"
"I attempt to, sir."
"Neatly?"
"No, sir. Sometimes I get my hair in it and my approach of rolling is like putting on a bottle cap."
"Last question, what gender are you?
"Male."
"There is no easy way to say this, but you have JRDS"
"oh GOD how am I going to tell my mother"
"No sir."
"Can you roll it all around and lick it?"
"I attempt to, sir."
"Neatly?"
"No, sir. Sometimes I get my hair in it and my approach of rolling is like putting on a bottle cap."
"Last question, what gender are you?
"Male."
"There is no easy way to say this, but you have JRDS"
"oh GOD how am I going to tell my mother"
by tittyait420iykyk April 16, 2020
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