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A term used to describe a state of pure drunkenness and total lack of self respect. Also a common word used to describe the prejudice felt when everyone is 'against you'.
"How was last night"

"I can't remember, I got completely JR'd"

"Everyone is against you, you must be JR'd"
by Taylor Lartner October 16, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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"Are you able to pack weed inside a rolling paper?"
"No sir."
"Can you roll it all around and lick it?"
"I attempt to, sir."
"Neatly?"
"No, sir. Sometimes I get my hair in it and my approach of rolling is like putting on a bottle cap."
"Last question, what gender are you?
"Male."
"There is no easy way to say this, but you have JRDS"
"oh GOD how am I going to tell my mother"
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