Urban Dictionary: JOPD

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Jack Offs Per Day. The average number of times you jack off in one day.

Kid 1: "Whats your JOPD?"
Kid 2: "Probably like 5"
Kid 1: "Dude you're gross"

by Mr. Forch April 15, 2008

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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

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j.o.p.d.

jack offs per day; amount of times you masturbate

"Over the summer, I was averaging j.o.p.d."

by J. Michaelson December 10, 2007

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