A delicious malt=liguor-guarana-energy-drink with a very high alcohol content.
"Drinking Jooce gets me crunk but it makes me feel like a hobo."
by bumclot December 29, 2007
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Noun: Very strange sticky green liquid that comes out of you while your jooecing.

Adjective: Used to describe the color of water that comes out of sewers.

Verb: To jooce is to release green or purple liquid from the pouch.
Oh no, I just jooced while taking a poop.
by tar123 July 07, 2006
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just ot of curiousty... instead of say jw : just wondering : you can say jooc! it sounds cooler and its prounced as ( juice)
boy: hey
girl:hey
boy: whatcha doin tonight? jooc!
girl: oh nm jc wbu?
by dasexaykilla December 30, 2011
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(noun) A purple, green speckled ooze that is released from you when you overwork your jooece pouch (also known as the sack).

(verb) To cleanse your jooece pouch (also known as the sack) so that you can take shits without being in alot of pain.

(adjective) Describing something purple, green speckled, and that comes out of your ass.
(noun) Oh no! My jooce is leaking out of my ass again!

(verb) I bet if i jooce, I won't be constipated.

(adjective) That jooce shit is looking very hard today.
by The Vriech Crew July 08, 2006
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Any generic form of Kool-Aid. Not quite the real thing, but it's "all-rite". Complete with a mascot, "Jungle Jooce", he busts through walls just like the Kool-Aid man, but instead of declaring, "OH YEAH!", he says, "THAT"LL DO!".....oh yah, and he's a milk carton, not a pitcher...
"Mom, when are we getting off of welfare so we can afford Kool-Aid instead of this crappy All-Rite Jooce?"
by Haimee November 20, 2008
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