Urban Dictionary: JONATHAN WATSON

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A LIMPET, VAJAY-JAY, WEE POTATO EATING LEPRECHAUN, WANKER

JONATHAN WATSON LIKES TO GO HUG A ROCK FOR FUN AND PLAY HOT POTATO WITH HIS KINFOLKS THE LEPRECHAUNS.

by AGNUS_EDITH August 12, 2011

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Jul 25 Word of the Day

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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