A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage
That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon
by Parzival1414 February 12, 2018
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Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.
Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.
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Jon is usually a gay man and has light hair. he is very thick and is into incest. he likes to lick peoples face off. Jon has very light skin and hair . he is funny and has a great personality but sometimes makes people feel bad about them selves.
Jon said I was boring today and tried to lick me.
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A guy who who says he will go to gay bars and do karaoke with his friends but never does it.
“So we thought that Friday night was gonna happen but he Jonned
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