Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.

This boy is a fuckboy fag, he must be Jon!

Cindy Robes: our son Jon fucked over two girls in a week.
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...

Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.

Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.

Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.

"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."

"I'm pretty jonned out right now."

Wow Jon runs like a Jon.

Jon’s a fat shit.