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Short term for Jonathan. Jon is usually a cool guy who lives by the motto of YOLO. Enjoys life pleasures such as cigarettes(preferably Montecristo) and wine. Jon always has something funny to say. He's caring, kind and knows how to make you feel special. Kinda lazy and a party animal, but also responsible when he has to be. Girls, if you’re lucky enough to meet a Jon, don’t ever let him go. He’s a keeper!
by Jara13 March 18, 2015
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girl 1: wow that guy is SO hot!
girl 2: he MUST be a jon
girl 1: i think im gonna go ask him out
girl 2: not if i do first bitch!!
girl 2: he MUST be a jon
girl 1: i think im gonna go ask him out
girl 2: not if i do first bitch!!
by im azmzinggg ! November 26, 2009
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A confusing, self centered dip shit. Who I've liked for a long time, and I can't get him out of my mind. I hate you, but I love you!
by Person who will remain secret November 20, 2010
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*telephone rings*
client: i need a good fixin if you know what i mean ;)
jon: all be right over, i need to pick up some rubbers
client: see you in 5
client: i need a good fixin if you know what i mean ;)
jon: all be right over, i need to pick up some rubbers
client: see you in 5
by the 4th floor January 29, 2008
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A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive chode, while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test Noah's Ark. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex deepthroat.
Man #1: "Hey bro, who's over there bashin out all those skeezies?"
Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."
Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."
by tumtum12 January 27, 2011