Urban Dictionary: JON

by Xxxdepy March 16, 2016

yo, that foo is so fresh he could be robby jon

by j-rob mad fresh April 09, 2010

Jon sylvester is a kid who lies about grabbing a bunch of girls' asses and tits. He is chips at 2k, and is best friends with his ps4.

Jimmy: Dude I grabbed that girls ass
Bob: We both know you didn't, stop being a jon sylvester

by Jonisassat2k May 04, 2017

Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!

Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?

Jon sucks plain and simple everyone knows this

Hey Jon.
Whats up?
You suck.
I know.
Everyone knows jon sucks

by Jon's Pal November 13, 2013

x The Phonetics of Lil' Jon

Yeahhh (Ye-ayah)

Whaaat (Hu-at-uh)

Okaayy (Oh-khaye)

X Etymology of Lil' Jon

A Chalet

Shiny Teeth

Club Energy

Madam, will this be reflected upon my frequent flyer miles?
Well sir, did you book your flight online?
Yeaaahhh!!!

by Ganguly July 08, 2004

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.

"Dont be such a jon gosselin"

by Adryanna September 10, 2009