Jon is a blonde head boy with blue eyes and loves dogs he is vary attractive and girls love him Jon is a sex god.

'It believes it is hot but is not exactly who it thinks it is'

A pumpkin

A Jon Jon Blazing Squad is a "blunt sesh" or a congregation of multiple marijuana loving individuals who are smoking a blunt, it can be used as a noun or a verb.

one day papa n jon jon were hangin in dey HOUS. one day jon jon snucc out and he got sum SHOOGER. den papa found out and gave him a bin duty. then jon jon died of die of beaties. then papa died of meth overdose bc he thought the meth was shooger. but he got the dub for his dead wife DOI DOI so he was gud. then he spent the rest of eternity with jon jon and his wife DOI DOI in heaven

Complete faggot. First recorded case of Down syndrome, now named Jon syndrome

Short for John because his parents can't fucking spell