by madbeater August 13, 2011
by sweet34jr January 27, 2008
Me: Bro, did you see that girl?
Friend: Oh man that girl is hot. I'm going to store that in my jomb for later tonight.
Friend: Oh man that girl is hot. I'm going to store that in my jomb for later tonight.
by Erwin R. July 11, 2006
The inverse of a Jager Bomb. Instead of a glass of redbull with a shot of Jager, a bager jomb consists of a glass of Jager and a shot of redbull.
by Potatosalad32 May 06, 2021
Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.
Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"
by N00berson McGee December 05, 2010
by W. Shulman January 27, 2008