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Jesus Mary Joseph

Instead of saying OMG (Oh My God!) all the time when surprised...
"JMJ...I don't believe this"
by Frog123 July 06, 2006
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Jun 2 Word of the Day
Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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Jam Master Jay
The DJ From RUN-DMC, one of the best hip-hop groups of all time
kid 1:Who are the best old school DJs?
kid 2: There's Flash, Kool Herc and Premo of course... but no one can spin it like JMJ
by Flave May 08, 2004
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in dutch
when some 1 asks u: everything is good?
ur saying ja met jou (in dutch)
or by short: JMJ

or whens he asks u: alles goed?
ur saying jmj.
Person #1: " yo, Everything is good?
Person #2: "JMJ?
by Farranush July 11, 2010
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jmj is an abbriviaton for juggle my junk

as in come shake my penis
hey i just got done peeing come jmj
by this guyyy February 05, 2011
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Jmj is a shitty school, where there’s a lot of beef and greasy students. Not one would likes jmj
by Yoyolady124 January 17, 2019
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