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n. "Just my fucking kidneys"
Derived by accident from the term coined in 2010, "Just my fucking kidding"
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JMFK can mean an array of different things, but is usually used in a situation that "just kidding" or "holy shit" would have sufficed, but the user really wanted to impress that other girl in the room and went balls-out.
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As the kidneys are a vital organ in most life forms on this planet, it makes absolutely no sense in this phrase. Use it wisely.
"Wow, I'm so glad we spent 10 minutes of our life submerged in a pretend submarine in disneyland!"

"JMFK, guys. Really."
by The beginning of time February 22, 2010
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A buzz word being used to refer to creators and influencers forming or encouraging unhealthy relationships with their fans. Usually used in the context of young audiences feeling they have a relationship with the influencer due to the huge amount of the influencer’s content they consume. The influencer in question, however, is unaware of the fan’s existence other than the general knowledge of having fans. Common examples include Dream and his stans. These relationships are exacerbated by the influencers confirming they have more than a creator-to-viewer relationship.

The word is circulating due to various YouTube essays about the phenomenon using the word, and therefore people who enjoy complaining about influencers repeating what they heard in the video in any comments section they can find.
I can’t believe that creator encourages parasocial relationships with his fans...

Man what a parasocial relationship :/
by SodaScarf April 12, 2021
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Just Mother F****** Kidding! The love child of the popularjk and mf
This acronym is so cool...jmfk!
by JRich1 January 21, 2009
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