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Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.
"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"
by TKGrimm345 December 26, 2011
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
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