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A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith.
AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.
by hipsterjew March 22, 2010
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Oh man, did you see that JILF? That's the biggest bonkin' nose I've seen all year!
by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004
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Jilf stands for “Jew I’d Like to Fuck”. The more Hebrew, the better. Examples of prominent Jilf’s in current pop culture include Jake Gyllenhaal, Drake, and most importantly, Mort from Family Guy.
“Hey, are you guys still going to muffin night today?”

“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,

“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”
by Coco Z September 13, 2019
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Dude, that Ruth Bader Ginsberg. What a JILF! I'd love to suck her torts.
by El Priest October 30, 2007
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