AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.
by hipsterjew March 22, 2010
by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004
Jilf stands for “Jew I’d Like to Fuck”. The more Hebrew, the better. Examples of prominent Jilf’s in current pop culture include Jake Gyllenhaal, Drake, and most importantly, Mort from Family Guy.
“Hey, are you guys still going to muffin night today?”
“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,
“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”
“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,
“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”
by Coco Z September 13, 2019
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