Urban Dictionary: JFTM

Top definition

acronym for just fucking tell me. your reaction when a jerk starts to tell you something cool... then says never mind.

jerk- DUDE, YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED AT AVERY'S PARTY???
YOU- NO, WHAT HAPPENED?
JERK- OH... NOTHING... TEEHEE!
YOU- JFTM

by secretsantasghost November 04, 2009

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012