"How did you do that?"
"It's a secret."
"Well aint that JFM."

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

Coworker: Can you send me the status of this task?
Me: *sends status of task to coworker*
Coworker: Great, I'm not going to read your email. Too many words. I'll just ask the customer what they still need from me - and then do it entirely my way anyway. Teamwork is easy!!
Me: *stares blankly* JFM! Apathy is the only way forward. Nothing matters. My life is a tiny, microscopic blimp on the timeline of eternity.

JESUS FUCK MAN. Or (around Christian's and through text messages) JFM!!!