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Getting royally fucked over for a simple mistake or an in-direct joke at the said person, we like to call this ''JFK'ed''. If you don't agree with their terms and ideas you'll get ''JFK'ed'', make sure you've got money in your Paypal account as well otherwise, you'll get ''JFK'ed''
-Hail Raares
-Hail Raares
Person 1: Yo Mr. Wallidruid hassani, please stop scamming people.
JFK: No, I don't think I will. *bans*
Person 1: *JFK'ed*
JFK: No, I don't think I will. *bans*
Person 1: *JFK'ed*
by hail raares April 13, 2020
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When getting head your load is so powerful it forces the head to jerk back and to the left. "You JFKed her"
by Fosbury January 24, 2007
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When a man perchs on the headboard of his bed, jerking off, trying to shoot a load on his significant other, while they walk around the bed waving to an imaginary crowd of people.
by littlegold June 28, 2005
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A possible abbreviation for "Just Fucking Killed", shouted by murder witnesses. If you want to send someone to their grave, be sure to take the person's life in a discreet area. In public, reactions will be unpredictable.
by ArchTitans September 15, 2016
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To miss someone the first time with a snowball, and then hit them directly in the face with the second snowball that's thrown.
Dustin- Dude i JFK'ed her so hard yesterday!
Bob- What?!
Dustin- Yea man, i missed hitting her with the first snowball and then i JFK'ed her with the second one!
Bob- What?!
Dustin- Yea man, i missed hitting her with the first snowball and then i JFK'ed her with the second one!
by DusTron January 23, 2012