The third action in a series that leads to complete loss, after two previous related actions were not heeded as warnings. Similar to a third strike in baseball, except the stakes are much higher with a Jeb.
In 2016, America could Jeb itself into nonexistence if it doesn't recognize the pattern of destruction that voting foolishly has cost us.
by Jarod Kintz August 21, 2015
Jeb Off!!!
Ahh you can be such a JEB sometimes
Wuu2? .......Nm Just Jebbin off.
^^ You get the drift of it!
Ahh you can be such a JEB sometimes
Wuu2? .......Nm Just Jebbin off.
^^ You get the drift of it!
by Sojisojisoji June 13, 2010
"Hey the dealer just called me back, how much should I get?"
"3 Jeb's please."
"3 Jeb's? You're going to be pretty depressed tomorrow."
"3 Jeb's please."
"3 Jeb's? You're going to be pretty depressed tomorrow."
by NSM & WMK August 23, 2007
Slang for the phallus of a man, the phallus of an animal, or the metaphysical conceit of the phallus. Can be used in conjunction with almost any word to create a new one.
Get your jeb out!
You're such a jebend / jebsac
I woke up with inordinate amounts of jebcheese
Jebjeb!
You're such a jebend / jebsac
I woke up with inordinate amounts of jebcheese
Jebjeb!
by Thomas Jebberson September 04, 2007
Jeb is similar to the "village idiot", but is actually noted for being the village bitch. He excels in bitchiness, especially when talking about nickel back. He loves to complain and ruin other people's day for absolutely no reason at all, and gets irritated for the smallest things. However, since men don't have periods, he is simply a bitch. Jeb is not to be confused with the other connotation of "bitch" (as in whipped), which is commonly denoted with the word Jett.
"if you think puppies have stompable faces, you might be a jeb"
"If you think all reflective surfaces are photos of you, you might be a particularly stupid jeb"
"If you say things like 'WEESNAW!' regularly at parties, you might be a soon to be killed by friends Jeb'
"If you think all reflective surfaces are photos of you, you might be a particularly stupid jeb"
"If you say things like 'WEESNAW!' regularly at parties, you might be a soon to be killed by friends Jeb'
by Nickelbackfurlyfe November 15, 2018
by jebster166 May 30, 2018
A 1~2 inch bump in the rectum a few inches in from the anus. Caused when one of several strains of bacteria usually present in santorum enters a small scar that resulted from fairly violent anal sex. An immune reaction causes the bump -- which can make anal sex even more unpleasant than usual.
Dave: "While I enjoy each manly pump -- would you please thrust more toward the left, so that you're hammering my jeb so much? It hurts like hell..."
Rick: "Sure, babe... By the way we're working up a good froth of santorum here!"
Rick: "Sure, babe... By the way we're working up a good froth of santorum here!"
by manoverbored June 15, 2015
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

