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A great guy Jeb will defend you(his gf)no matter.he's extremely kind but can be s serious badass if needed.he's not a trouble maker and someone you want your parents to meet. In all you are not going to find a better guy than Jeb
by jedadoyle June 06, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Ang laki ng jebs mo pards! (dude, you crap's humongous!)
My secret weight loss diet? 3 J's man, I jog, I jebs, I jackol! lol
My secret weight loss diet? 3 J's man, I jog, I jebs, I jackol! lol
by eeenvy January 20, 2011
4
Jeb: commonly used in reference to ones bell end.
also can be used to insult/describe someone and their jebtastic abilites
also can be used to insult/describe someone and their jebtastic abilites
by scotty! April 23, 2006
5
What the jeb?
Are you jebbin me?
Are u a fucking jeb?
Just jebbing around.
Jebbin off
^you get the idea
Are you jebbin me?
Are u a fucking jeb?
Just jebbing around.
Jebbin off
^you get the idea
by Jeb Bender March 06, 2008
6
A short handsome man with an incredibly large penis who is always the life of the party(usually hated on by men of larger stature). A man who is charasmatic and can use his charm and humor to obtain whatever he desires including your girlfriend.
I was talking to this really hot girl until this jeb came over and stole her from me. When going to talk to women is always good to have a Jeb as your wingman.
by Mini Pimp February 18, 2010