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When semen is allowed to dry and harden inside the ass after anal intercourse, gluing the orifice shut and forming a seal.
Stands for "Jizz in the Butt" Weld
Stands for "Jizz in the Butt" Weld
I had sex with this girl the other day. But she was being a total bitch, so I JB welded her ass shut.
by BCracecar December 15, 2012
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007