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Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.
Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”
by BiggePigge69 March 18, 2019
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by AxonL July 20, 2021
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verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.
Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"
"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
by foundinthedark March 28, 2019
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The author behind the Harry Potter franchise. And if you are LGBT+, you'd likely know her as the women exploiting the community for diversity points yet refuses to explore the sexuality she claimed for her characters. Also known as the author going against the very own community she exploited by posting transphobic ideas.
Kaitlyn: Stop calling JK Rowling transphobic. She had a right to an opinion!
Laura: An opinion isn't an opinion if it discriminates another person. By that logic, we should excuse racism because it is just an "opinion" too. Also, if she genuinely had a problem, she would come with a solution instead of antagonizing an entire group of already oppressed people. Her women rights crap is just her trying to cover up her transphobia.
Laura: An opinion isn't an opinion if it discriminates another person. By that logic, we should excuse racism because it is just an "opinion" too. Also, if she genuinely had a problem, she would come with a solution instead of antagonizing an entire group of already oppressed people. Her women rights crap is just her trying to cover up her transphobia.
by Whattup mfs September 13, 2020
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Well known transphobe who wants credit for putting representation in her books without actually putting much in, saying that characters were gay after the books came out. WHEN IT WASN'T RELEVANT, HELPFUL OR REPRESENTATION - AS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS - AND NOBODY WAS THINKING ABOUT DUMBLEDORE'S SEX LIFE. And naming an Asian character Cho Chang, do I need to explain why that is a problem? Also don't get me started on the house elves.
And on a similar topic STOP SEXUALISING DRACO MALFOY, HE IS A CHILD THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SERIES IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE A CHILD AS WELL SEXUALISING HIM IS WEIRD AND BAD. YOU CAN HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM (don't know why you would because he calls Hermione a muggle, which in that world is I believe equivalent to the n-word in that universe, which is one of the reasons Hermione should've been black) BUT SEXUALISING HIM, A CHILD, IS GROSS.
Thank you for your time.
And on a similar topic STOP SEXUALISING DRACO MALFOY, HE IS A CHILD THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SERIES IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE A CHILD AS WELL SEXUALISING HIM IS WEIRD AND BAD. YOU CAN HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM (don't know why you would because he calls Hermione a muggle, which in that world is I believe equivalent to the n-word in that universe, which is one of the reasons Hermione should've been black) BUT SEXUALISING HIM, A CHILD, IS GROSS.
Thank you for your time.
by I.like.women.a.lot October 04, 2020
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A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)
J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)
J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.
by Christine December 30, 2004