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Big epic, super strong and shagged so many birds that the global gene pool will never be the same.
Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.
by Epikkun December 29, 2019
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isabelles friend James who’s ovsessed with Isabelle, also looks like Russell from up. Cutest human ever❤️Get yourself a j-dog
Isabelle: “ hi this is my friend j-dog” James: “hi nice to meet you I’m your guardian angel, pick your favourite balloon colour”
by Isabelle xoxo April 13, 2020
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starts off as a dick and a rude person. Gets nicer as you get to know them but still a dick. Bad at responding and flirts with your mom
Just started working with JDog....he’s such a dick
by bumpygoobs June 09, 2019
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J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.
Person 1: Yo when was tht tower built
Person 2: That’s just J Dog’s dick bro
by Lil Lank February 19, 2021
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