Urban Dictionary: J-date

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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

A poor and pathetic means of meeting your "soul" mate via the internet. Or another means of meeting a sucker!

Some of my single friends that can't get laid are using this lame electronic dating service.

by Gottcha June 23, 2003

To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .

"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."

by DK Garden March 30, 2018

An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.

Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?

by devilscupcakes March 25, 2018