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A piece of paper inside the case of a cassette tape that tells you what's on it. So called because it looks like the letter J from the side.
Guy 1: Thanks for the mixtape, what did you put on it?
Guy 2: Look at the J-card, man.
Guy 1: Scatman John? Thanks bro!
by YourBatteryIsLow April 05, 2013
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Used for either any Asian: gay male, female clique leader, or female person who is typically antagonistic.

In many forms of media there are: ie. Queen Bee type characters, but this one is specifically for people of Asian appearance who fall in to that category.

They come in the form of pompous, arrogant, and narcissistic individuals who enjoys putting others down for personal gain; such as: Popularity, revenge, or simply for pleasure and amusement.

To not be confused with being a diva, for in reality the jcard is quite different and will often not get along with a diva or other snobbish persons due to a prominent power struggle.

The jcard likes to believe that everyone loves them and that they are extremely popular; whereas most of their popularity comes from fear and intimidation.

The name jcard originated from the player hotjcard on the virtual teens hangout of: Habbo Hotel. She was distinctive due to her relentless pursuits to becoming rich, successful and popular. Doing so she caused a girl to commit suicide via Virtual Bullying.
Attractive Asian Girl: Girl: Out of my way, losers.

Bystander: God, she's such a jcard...

Heather: "Sorry, I have this policy of not talking to losers...".

Sam: Damn... what a bitchy jcard!

Nicky: Dude, don't mess with her, she's like: Satan or something...

Beth: Oh my god, have you seen Tiffany's Drisdales outfit?

Kendra: Duh, who hasn't? she's the jcard of the school...
by neocat12 April 28, 2012
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