Kyle is a J-Wipe because he thought two plus two equals twenty two, everyone knows it equals four.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”

Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.