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A super hard on. The best a man can get.
Trisha, that trick daddy ova there got one big ass J-Rod goin' ONNNN!
by jarred retro April 26, 2008
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a person with style. can dance and has many talents.
everyone wants to party with. the enbodyment of awesome.
That guy is Jrod in the club.

I like it when a person has a Jrod like time
by jarred87 May 21, 2008
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1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.

2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.
He said he was going to play golf today but he J-Rodded at the last minute.
by Sweaty Bear December 01, 2009
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Girl 1-I slept with him
Girl 2-Did he have a big dick
Girl 1-He had a J-Rod
by Gianger The Giant Ginger October 13, 2010
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-the CHEMIST who extracted from his heart's elements, compassion, respect, longing, patience, regret, surprise, and forgiveness and compounded them into ONE and created that atom which is called LOVE.

-a cute sweet and cuddly person

-a life changer

-a short, great person with a wonderful personality

-to know J-Rod is to love J-Rod
by Maida Jeannine February 03, 2007
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Screwing over all of your co-workers. When called out for said screw over the "J-Rodder" whines to Boss and proceeds to call out of work the next day to avoid further confrontation between screwed over co-workers and himself.
Real friends dont J-Rod on each other. Dont be a J-Rod!
by JustTehTip September 09, 2019
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