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‘'J'’ is the only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name 'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French masculine name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical/fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjection 'Woo!').
"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.
by Victor Van Styn July 26, 2005
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A marijuana ciggarette smoked to cause a different perception of reality. (high)
Johnny wanted to forget that he was fighting for a country that did nothing for him so he smoked a
''j''.
by young d2 February 17, 2004
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The verb of ejaculating pertaining to pwning another person. Short for jizz.
That guy just totally j'ed on your face!
by Llamas 4 lyfe March 19, 2009
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j meaning 'junkie' as in lil jons song im a j
"im a j.im a j,all i do is smoke weed all day"
"im a j.im a j, all i do is pop pills all day"
by dave87 October 20, 2007
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1. A joint. obvious.
2. a Junkie. (the real definition most of the time.
ex. TI "Getting head from a J" 24's
ex 2. TI "I got the hard for the J" Dope Boys
ex 3. JR Money - My phone ringing cause i am the hook for the J"
"Wang"
by Andy Wang May 11, 2007
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Another term for a vagina, short for "va-jay-jay."
I wanted to get some, but forgot to shave my J.
by lysspauli December 07, 2009
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