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Jésagodism jé-say-god-ih-zum is an acceptance religion where God, Jesus, and Satan are all worshipped and loved equally. It is focused on the beliefs that everyone is equal no matter what race, sexuality, gender, profession, intellect, income, sex, illnesses etc. and that instead of hate to be spread, it is focused specifically on spreading love, acceptance, reassurance, and support. The buildings in which jésagodists practice the religion are called godaéj's, and Sundays are the religious events in which the jésagodists come to practice and/or go to Sunday school. Our Sunday school program consists of a ball pit for recess and Dunkin Donuts served for breakfast to all children. They will learn early in their life to accept everyone and not to judge those who are not interfering in their personal daily lives. Sherly Temples will be served as the blood of Christ and garlic bread in small portions served as the skin of Christ. A rock band will perform each song that is supposed to play on that day of the week, and cursing is allowed no matter how young the age. Our bible will be in a rough copy eventually, but for now you can find it published on Wattpad (continuously) to learn about more of the things Jésagodism offers if you join this religion! The Pope is Kaylee and the Holy Daddies are Lea and Becca.
by Pope Kae February 02, 2017
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011