A tore down, nasty ass Hispanic Ho with a big booty!
Damn, look at that stank J-Lo over by the taco stand!
by LeoDaLion May 24, 2006
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A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She may think that she remembers her roots, but has in fact long forgotten them and looks down on them.

However, she is "Jenny who's been around the Block; Spends all her time sucking cock; Married so many men, who knows where they came from; I'm not fooled by the rocks that she's got; Cos she's just a ho who's been around the block"

S/He is an overbearing, arrogant, over-confident tyrant who believes that the sun shines out of their ass; the truth is tha they are full of shit, are insecure and needy. Go J.Ho!
Do any of the men in her life stay with her for too long? I rest my case.
by Sarah & Marcel January 25, 2004
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Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.

a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.

When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
by deckerdialect March 12, 2009
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getting off with Sharmilla in a Club and then refusing to take her home as we all know that she is Romeo's at heart.
Bro 1: when are you doing a To J Lo

Bro 2: Every fucking night mate :(
by timshaz]['p;lk0 February 19, 2016
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This word is typically used for a celebrity

Name such as Jennifer
Raina: hey did you hear that j-lo is making a new song?
Josh: yea I heard its gonna sound awful
by Slothhhhhhh suuupernoooova October 15, 2016
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what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night
im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
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